What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 04:13

Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Leprosy Was Lurking in The Americas Long Before Colonization, Study Finds - ScienceAlert
—
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Is it ok for someone to crossdress in public?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Trump threatens ‘very serious consequences’ if Musk backs Democrats - The Washington Post
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Can men enjoy receiving anal sex?
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids