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10.06.2025 13:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do people have polyamorous relationships?

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Royals Promote Jac Caglianone - MLB Trade Rumors

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

New ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ Single-Player Video Game in the Works - Variety

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Fox News Entertainment Newsletter: Tom Hanks addresses daughter’s allegations, Keith Urban’s sobriety journey - Fox News

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Red Cross says at least 21 killed and dozens shot in Gaza aid incident - BBC

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

Upcoming Telescope Predicted to Discover Millions of Hidden Solar System Objects - Gizmodo

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The ‘Mountainhead’ House: Finding the Perfect Horrible Location Almost Delayed Jesse Armstrong’s Movie - IndieWire

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

S&P 500 Nuclear Stocks Receive Price Target Hikes Following 20-Year Meta Deal - Investor's Business Daily

Still no good

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Eastern District of Virginia | U.S. Government seizes approximately 145 criminal marketplace domains - Department of Justice (.gov)

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

What are the withdrawal symptoms of Klonopin 1mg?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Apple is on defense at WWDC 2025 - The Verge

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I am 11 years old and I think I am going through puberty. Why do my nipples hurt when I touch them? Is it normal?