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10.06.2025 13:05

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do people have polyamorous relationships?
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
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No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
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Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Still no good
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
What are the withdrawal symptoms of Klonopin 1mg?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)